You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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