She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
