Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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