Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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