with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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