of course. lets lasso hookers.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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