they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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