i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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