You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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