I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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