worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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