matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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