so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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