He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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