That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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