I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
