awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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