i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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