glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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