No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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