My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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