Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
