You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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