All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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