He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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