I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
