youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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