I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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