I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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