VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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