i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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