You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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