The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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