then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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