my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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