DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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