You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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