4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Randomize
