So drunk, too bad you don't want this
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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