Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
you inspire me to be a worse person
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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