I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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