the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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