I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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