so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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