I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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