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I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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