I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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