Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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