Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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