talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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